Being Single - Full Control Of The Remote
Posted by admin in 9, General
It’s funny how people think of being single as depressing. Why is this? Think about it. When you are single, you get full control of your own remote. Anytime you want to watch something, you just flick it to that station and there it is in it’s full glory, with no one to complain.
I tried that whole relationship thing and I have to tell you, although it had some good points, being single is much better. You get to eat for one, do laundry for one, wash dishes for one, take full possession of the bed and oh yes, have full control of the remote.
The great thing is, you no longer have to sit in front of the TV and watch your boyfriend watching starwars anymore. You can go outside, go for a run, and with all the money that you are saving on remote batteries, you can buy some new running clothes to seduce that new guy on your block.